Saturday, January 2, 2010
An ode to nice guys !
This rant was written for the Wharton Undergraduate Journal
I just thought this definitely deserves to be shared with everyone.... :-)
Honestly must say, one of the best pieces of written material ever that I've read through... Thanks Himashu for sharing this with me....Here it goes...But it is also for my very close friend AAKASH !! This one is for you. For others,Now Please do not go and judge Aakash to be the nice guy talked about throughout this article. But much of what is written - can be related to our weird friendship.
This is a tribute to the ALL nice guys. The nice guys that finish last( Aakash has his share of stories), that never become more than friends, that endure hours of whining and bitching about what assholes guys are, while disproving the very point. This is dedicated to those guys who always provide a shoulder to lean on but restrain themselves to tentative hugs, those guys who hold open doors and give reassuring pats on the back and sit patiently outside the changing room at department stores. ( He has never sat outside the changing room - so as i said not all of it is him !! Read on )
This is in honor of the guys that obligingly reiterate how cute/beautiful/smart/funny/sexy their female friends are at the appropriate moment, because they know most girls need that litany of support. This is in honor of the guys with open minds, with laid-back attitudes, with honest concern. This is in honor of the guys who respect a girl’s every facet, from her privacy to her theology to her clothing style.
This is for the guys who escort their drunk, bewildered female friends back from parties and never take advantage once they’re at her door, for the guys who accompany girls to bars as buffers against the rest of the creepy male population, for the guys who know a girl is fishing for compliments but give them out anyway, for the guys who always play by the rules in a game where the rules favor cheaters, for the guys who are accredited as boyfriend material but somehow don’t end up being boyfriends, for all the nice guys who are overlooked, underestimated, and unappreciated, for all the nice guys who are manipulated, misled, and unjustly abandoned, this is for you.
This is for that time she left 40 urgent messages on your cell phone, and when you called her back, she spent three hours painstakingly dissecting two sentences her boyfriend said to her over dinner. And even though you thought her boyfriend was a chump and a jerk, you assured her that it was all ok and she shouldn’t worry about it. This is for that time she interrupted the best killing spree you’d ever orchestrated in GTA3 to rant about a rumor that romantically linked her and the guy she thinks is the most repulsive person in the world. And even though you thought it was immature and you had nothing against the guy, you paused the game for two hours and helped her concoct a counter-rumor to spread around the floor.
This is also for that time she didn’t have a date, so after numerous vows that there was nothing “serious” between the two of you, she dragged you to a party where you knew nobody, the beer was awful, and she flirted shamelessly with you, justifying each fit of reckless teasing by announcing to everyone: “oh, but we’re just friends!” And even though you were invited purely as a symbolic warm body for her ego, you went anyways. Because you’re nice like that.
The nice guys don’t often get credit where credit is due. And perhaps more disturbing, the nice guys don’t seem to get laid as often as they should. And I wish I could logically explain this trend, but I can’t. From what I have observed on campus and what I have learned from talking to friends at other schools and in the workplace, the only conclusion I can form is that many girls are just illogical, manipulative bitches. Many of them claim they just want to date a nice guy, but when presented with such a specimen, they say irrational, confusing things such as “oh, he’s too nice to date” or “he would be a good boyfriend but he’s not for me” or “he already puts up with so much from me, I couldn’t possibly ask him out!” or the most frustrating of all: “no, it would ruin our friendship.” Yet, they continue to lament the lack of datable men in the world, and they expect their too-nice-to-date male friends to sympathize and apologize for the men that are jerks.
Sorry, guys, girls like that are beyond my ability to fathom. I can’t figure out why the connection breaks down between what they say (I want a nice guy!) and what they do (I’m going to sleep with this complete ass now!). But one thing I can do, is say that the nice-guy-finishes-last phenomenon doesn’t last forever. There are definitely many girls who grow out of that train of thought and realize they should be dating the nice guys, not taking them for granted. The tricky part is finding those girls, and even trickier, finding the ones that are single.
So, until those girls are found, I propose a toast to all the nice guys. You know who you are, and I know you’re sick of hearing yourself described as ubiquitously nice. But the truth of the matter is, the world needs your patience in the department store, your holding open of doors, your party escorting services, your propensity to be a sucker for a pretty smile. For all the crazy, inane, absurd things you tolerate, for all the situations where you are the faceless, nameless hero, my accolades, my acknowledgment, and my gratitude go out to you.
Fu-zu Jen, SEAS/WH, 2003
Posted by Disha Doshi Shah
Labels: Being in Love
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Wow this was great writing . Of the two sides of the coin ,everybody's interested in the side that counts (has numbers)and nobody's interested whats on the other side . But then the other sides do exist and a few appreciate them.ReplyDelete
Wow... glad to have found mention on your blog ;-)ReplyDelete
This is so well and truly the one of the best written pieces... I'm so glad you have a friend who you can attribute this to!!
Keep em coming!
Hey disha.... i read many blogs over indiblogger, some of them r humourous, emotional, witty and offcourse boring...ReplyDelete
but must say that this is one which touches me from the deepest of ma heart, i felt maself in the story , cant say i belong to which category but love this post...
u mentioned many situation and i found maself as with the same happenings....hats off to u ... u made me speechless
Wonderfully penned down thoughts. Quite an elaborate and upto the mark description.ReplyDelete
Keep writing !!
This was nice - it reminded me of a friend of mine. I wish there were more people like this, and more girls who could acknowledge the nice guys in the world.ReplyDelete
It feels good to know a nice guy:)ReplyDelete
Ofcourse it does !! Thanks everyone for commenting. through this blog i grumble about a lot of bad man in my life... men that drive me crazy, some that drive me up the wall... it is rare to find people appreciate via blogs. And i thought id be one of them.ReplyDelete
Love boys , hate boys, want them to vanish from the face of the earth, cant live without them... I cant decide !!
Just stumbled upon this post.. must say.. excellent post.. excellent description.. dunno what category i wud fall in.. but have seen a lot of those things happen to me and ppl around me!!ReplyDelete
Thank U Shrikant !!ReplyDelete